Hey, Hey, We’re the Geezers

Here we come
Shuffling down the street
Get the most concerned looks
From everyone we meet

Hey, hey, were the geezers
And people say we geezer around
But we’re too busy wheezin’
To put anybody down

We can’t go where we want to
Do the things we used to do
Tennis balls on our walkers
Can’t steer the damn things true

Hey, hey, were the geezers
And people say we geezer around
But we’re too busy wheezin’
To put anybody down

Have you seen my glasses?
Now who put ‘em in the fridge?
We’re the old generation
Hey, you gotta see my new bridge.

[cough] anytime
Or anywhere
Just look over your shoulder
Guess who’ll be whining there?

Hey, hey, were the geezers
And people say we geezer around
But we’re too busy wheezin’
To put anybody down

Hey, hey, were the geezers
And people say we geezer around
But we’re too busy wheezin’
To put anybody down

We’re just tryin’ to stay reg’lar
One bowel movement a day
We’re the old generation
Best just stay out of our way

Hey, hey, were the geezers
Hey, hey, were the geezers
Hey, hey, were the geezers
Hey, hey, were the geezers

[Geezer throat clearing]

The End

[Based on Hey, Hey, We’re the Monkees, by The Monkees. Music by The Monkees. Performed by Luke Drymalski. Sung by Luke and Andy Drymalski.]